Why was I such an idiot?
Sometimes I wondered why Jill stuck around. She wouldn't be sticking
around after this. Her body laying broken in the middle of the street... though
technically it had been her own fault. I mean she was the one who jumped in
front of the car. Hardly my fault. I threw the spider at her sure, she was
the one who leaped away from it though! I mean come on, who’s really that
scared of a spider? A tiny lil’ thing.
Her face when it fell from the Vanity mirror! God it was funny. She
screamed and squirmed, tears flooded from my eyes. The car began to swerve,
that’s when it stopped being funny, but only for a moment of course. When we
had the car pulled over safely, Jill leaped from the car, wriggling her body as
if she had been electrocuted or a David Bowie song had come on in a night club.
Definitely the funniest thing I’d seen in a while. Course Jill didn’t really
look at it that way. I did try and tell her it was just a fake, even threw the
damn thing at her so she could see. But she threw her body backwards and
oopsie, what do you know? A car hit her!
So standing over her now, I don’t feel all that guilty. Jill knows I’m a
bit of a dunce. Doing stupid things. She always forgives me. This time would be
absolutely no different right?
I mean after all… It was only a joke.